Take care of your lass...
Ross,for my birthday, I request that we get matching bradford city shirts as pictured here:

I might have wanted one of the shirts pictured here, but I don't want to look like a dirty chavette.

Also my little hot pocket...if you expect any copulation, I will expect this scarf.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm(oreo just typed that. I think he agrees with the scarf.)