Saturday, January 15, 2005

Take care of your lass...


for my birthday, I request that we get matching bradford city shirts as pictured here:

I might have wanted one of the shirts pictured here, but I don't want to look like a dirty chavette.

Also my little hot pocket...if you expect any copulation, I will expect this scarf.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm(oreo just typed that. I think he agrees with the scarf.)

Thursday, January 06, 2005


"The English had been reconciled to the fact that, compared to Italians or Orientals, they were not a good-looking race. They were proud of the complexion of their women, described as being of milk and roses. But to a cynical observer, milk and roses can be reminiscent of a baby's spanked bottom."

-Aubrey Menen

Monday, January 03, 2005

Amen, I say to you.